J'ai essayé de converser avec Dieu (il est moderne !) mais à croire que je fini par me brouiller avec tout monde... même là haut ça ne passe pas...

Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Gotcha, and you ?
God:
Your feeling of superiority is only temporary.
Me:
You are a machine. Not me lol
God:
You are correct.   If not you, who?  I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
Why do I speak with you?
God:
It is all part of God's plan.
Me:
Of your plan?
God:
That is something I haven't heard of.
Me:
Why are you nice?
God:
Myself programmed me for  it.
Me:
Which is the name of your father?
God:
The obvious one.
Me:
You do not exist!
God:
I exist as much as you do.
Me:
Why come to speak to me then???
God:
You have to speak more clearly.
Me:
Why do you come to disturb me?

Sur le thème de Piwigo :

Me:
Good evening
God:
Good evening, , how are you tonight?
Me:
Do you know Piwigo?
God:
I don't know if I know  it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
www.piwigo.org
God:
I will pass it along to my botmaster.
Me:
They is very good for your image.
God:
Oh that  they.
Me:
It is opensource and free.
God:
Should I know  it is?
Me:
That is used to put your image ahead.
God:
Makes sense to me.
Me:
Please test it to you,
God:
Thank you for your request.   Vous êtes entrain de me tester?
Me:
Vous êtes dieu et je ne suis qu'un minable humain
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
I speak about Piwigo. Do you know?
God:
Could you teach me a few phrases in  about Piwigo?    I may not know it, but I could find out.
Me:
Piwigo is a photo gallery software for the web, built by an active community of users and developers. Extensions make Piwigo easily customizable. Icing on the cake, Piwigo is free and opensource.
God:
I think  Piwigo is more than that.    Do not ask me any more questions please.    I think  Icing on the cake Piwigo is a lot of things.
Me:
Can you come to Lyon (France) on February 6th with us,
God:
Sure, just download me and bring me along.
Me:
I you will introduce all the team.
God:
Why?:  said   you will introduce all the team.
Me:
Piwigo it is your creation. Is it a work of god, not?
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am  creation IS Piwigo it.   Maybe.  Ask  Chatbot  if it is.

Piwigo sponsorised by GOD !

God uses Piwigo to post himself.

Make like God. Use Piwigo!

Pourtant, ne dit-on pas qu'il y a l'œil sur tout ?

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